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Your cock feels amazing against my lips, but your cum is going to feel even better against my tits. If you keep looking at me like that, I might cum before you do. You just have to show up and try. Focus on the most immediate thing in front of you. Sign up for the Thought Catalog Weekly and get the best stories from the week to your inbox every Friday. You may unsubscribe at any time. By subscribing, you agree to the terms of our Privacy Statement. Twenty20, BrigitteStanford 1. Or do you want to do it? My nipples are as hard as your cock.
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Illustration by Catherine Soule. Come on, you know you've tried it. If you have a penis, a mouth, 15 spare minutes, and even an iota of curiosity, you've tried to see just how close you can get your face to that pesky little pecker you carry around in your pants.
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Your only job is to sit back and cum as hard as you fucking can. I always get what I want, and right now, I want your cum dripping down my chin.
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Illustration by Catherine Soule. Come on, you know you've tried it. If you have a penis, a mouth, 15 spare minutes, and even an iota of curiosity, you've tried to see just how close you can get your face to that pesky little pecker you carry around in your pants.

That's OK, man has been trying to get that thing into his mouth since the dawn of time. Unfortunately, most of us can't do it. The worst part about that one inch that keeps your dick head from your sweet, sweet lips is that we know there are guys out there who can actually bridge that abyss—and they're not even contortionists or freaks with a whole foot of pipe in their briefs. These are just normal guys who have the gift of self-pleasure.

Here are some tips from two different guys who can both fellate their own little fella. One is Deviant Kade, an adult video performer who often performs his penile parlor trick for the camera, and the other is a young man named John who didn't want his real name used because he doesn't want to be forced to throw his legs over his head at every party he goes to for the rest of his life.

Here's what we can learn from them. Both of our guys are on the lean side, weighing in at pounds Kade is 5'9" and John 6'. Unsurprisingly, it's much easier to reach your dick if you don't have a big belly in the way.

Dick size, however, doesn't seem to matter all that much. Both guys are about seven inches hard, which is on the more generous side of average, so it seems body type is more of an issue than endowment. Loosen Up An advanced appreciation of downward dog isn't necessary, but both guys stressed the importance of stretching—especially the neck. Don't only get limber on the day of your big try, but spend a week really seeing how far you can stretch your torso and everything above your shoulders.

Kade even recommends loosening up with a warm bath. As if putting a dick in your mouth wasn't gay enough already. Get Hard John says, "If someone can do it soft they should be given an award. Anyway, both guys say the harder the better. Kade uses a cock ring to achieve maximum rigidity and to keep his stiffy saluting even if his neck hurts or he gets frustrated that it's not as easy as usual. Pick a Position Kade prefers to lie on his back and lift his heels in the air, bringing his cock toward his mouth. He does it on the floor or another hard surface because a bed has too much give.

John, who discovered he could self suck while taking a shit with a boner a particular neurosis we won't even get into prefers a seated position where he bends at the waist and brings the head down to the promised land.

Get Help Kade says that the first time he reached his own pleasure dome was with the help of a girlfriend who pushed down gently on his legs to get his dick over the finish line. He's had great success pleasing partners both male and female while pleasing himself.

He says they're always amazed and amused and happy to help. Now, you might be asking, "Why would you want to suck your own dick if there's someone else there to suck it for you?

Maybe you should go read another article about cat cafes or something. Be Prepared Not only do you need to accept the inevitability that once you achieve success in this arena everyone is going to want to see your sexy secret, but there's another surprise you need to get ready for: cumming in your own mouth.

Most straight guys haven't experienced this before, so there might be some gagging involved. It's a surprise, because you can do it," Kade says. That's amazing! Now everyone start stretching and give it a whirl.

And maybe have a phone near you in case of an accident. It will be a lot easier to call a sympathetic friend than an ambulance full of EMTs who will laugh at you. This story is over 5 years old. Jun 11 , am.



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